Has your life ever been simultaneously busy and boring? Mine's been in that weird stage as of late, which is why I haven't been around much. It's not necessarily a bad thing and I'm not apologizing (life happens, yo... summer seems to be slower around these parts anyway), but, I haven't had much to write about or even felt the urge to write as frequently as usual, so, instead I've just been creeping around in the shadows. The next 3 work weeks are only going to be 4 days long due to one thing or another, so that's pretty awesome!!!! Although, in the interest of full disclosure, the thing that excites me most about that is the fact that I'll get to sleep in more than usual.
Speaking of sleeping... just when I thought naps couldn't get any better, I discovered the joy that is taking them without pants on. The love affair began one day when I was too tired/lazy to put on pajama bottoms for a nap, and the rest is history. In the past couple of weeks, I've even gone to bed with pants but woken up without them several times. Either Pete is doing weird shit to me while I sleep (a possibility), or, my subconscious has begun rejecting pants on my behalf.
Question. Who the hell doesn't accept payments via the Interwebs these days? My life insurance company, that's who the hell (by the way, I'm worth more dead than alive... #humblepiealamode). Now, this isn't news to me, but, I'd forgotten that I needed stamps and all I had left were my good Harry Potter ones at the last minute. At first I was all like:
Then I discovered there was a stamp with just Ginny on it that I had no problem parting ways with, 'cause I never liked that bitch anyway...
... so, I was all like:
But for serious... get with the program, life insurance place.
|Mrs. McCallister is not amused and neither am I.|
Eating healthy has been really hard lately for some reason (no, I'm not pregnant... just eating for two for the hell of it apparently). I mean, it's never really easy, but, usually it's easier. Limited edition ice cream flavors are my kryptonite.
Did you hear that there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? I can't decide if I'm happy or irritated. Either way, my fingers crossed for some full frontal this time around.
On that note, I'll bid you adieu. You're very welcome.
Do you wear pajamas when you sleep?
Which Harry Potter character drives you nuts?
What's your favorite junk food?
P.S. It feels weird not to link-up with Kathy on a Wednesday, so, in order to be able to: My nieces and nephew were talking about losing teeth and I told them that when you lose a tooth as a kid you get money from the tooth fairy but when you lose one as an adult you get Vicodin. You're welcome, sis!