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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

So. Much. RANDOM!

Has your life ever been simultaneously busy and boring? Mine's been in that weird stage as of late, which is why I haven't been around much. It's not necessarily a bad thing and I'm not apologizing (life happens, yo... summer seems to be slower around these parts anyway), but, I haven't had much to write about or even felt the urge to write as frequently as usual, so, instead I've just been creeping around in the shadows. The next 3 work weeks are only going to be 4 days long due to one thing or another, so that's pretty awesome!!!! Although, in the interest of full disclosure, the thing that excites me most about that is the fact that I'll get to sleep in more than usual.
 
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Speaking of sleeping... just when I thought naps couldn't get any better, I discovered the joy that is taking them without pants on. The love affair began one day when I was too tired/lazy to put on pajama bottoms for a nap, and the rest is history. In the past couple of weeks, I've even gone to bed with pants but woken up without them several times. Either Pete is doing weird shit to me while I sleep (a possibility), or, my subconscious has begun rejecting pants on my behalf.
 
Question. Who the hell doesn't accept payments via the Interwebs these days? My life insurance company, that's who the hell (by the way, I'm worth more dead than alive... #humblepiealamode). Now, this isn't news to me, but, I'd forgotten that I needed stamps and all I had left were my good Harry Potter ones at the last minute. At first I was all like:
 
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Then I discovered there was a stamp with just Ginny on it that I had no problem parting ways with, 'cause I never liked that bitch anyway...
 
Presto Bye-O!
 
 ... so, I was all like:
 
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But for serious... get with the program, life insurance place.
 
Mrs. McCallister is not amused and neither am I.
 
Eating healthy has been really hard lately for some reason (no, I'm not pregnant... just eating for two for the hell of it apparently). I mean, it's never really easy, but, usually it's easier. Limited edition ice cream flavors are my kryptonite.
 
Did you hear that there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? I can't decide if I'm happy or irritated. Either way, my fingers crossed for some full frontal this time around.
 
 
  
On that note, I'll bid you adieu. You're very welcome.
 

Do you wear pajamas when you sleep?
Which Harry Potter character drives you nuts?
What's your favorite junk food?
 
P.S. It feels weird not to link-up with Kathy on a Wednesday, so, in order to be able to: My nieces and nephew were talking about losing teeth and I told them that when you lose a tooth as a kid you get money from the tooth fairy but when you lose one as an adult you get Vicodin. You're welcome, sis!
 
Vodka and Soda
 
 
I'm also linking up with Liz from Fitness Blondie for The Hump Day Blog Hop!
 
The Hump Day Blog Hop
 
 
 

81 comments:

  1. Amen to the full frontal. That pony song from the first movie. OMGawwdd, so hot! I get giddy just thinking about it. I'm all about sleeping in night shirts, no pants please. nothing comfortable about pants in bed.

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  2. I wear a t-shirt to sleep, I was not a big fan of Ginny AT ALL, and I love chocolate of any kind. I seem to eat enough for three...it rocks....sometimes. haha!

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  3. tshirt and panties is the way to be and that's how I've been for the longest time. only time i wear pants to bed is if i'm sick or the house is freezing cold which is hardly ever. The comfy the better is how i see it.

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  4. The stamps! I had to pick some up the other day because my son's dentists happens to not take payments via technology, lame! Anyway, they only had harry potter stamps and I was like uhhhh that's it? really? My kids were stoked even though they have never seen the dame movies.

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  5. Weird story, I once woke up wearing one sock and holding the other in my hand. We do weird shit in our sleep. I have those Harry Potter stamps, too!

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  6. Seriously, who uses stamps nowadays? I don't even remember the last time I bought a stamp.

    And pants-less naps are awesome. But when it's really hot I sleep naked.

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  7. I like to sleep naked. But I like to be naked as much as possible. Soooo there's that.

    As fir fav junk food, well it's 215 am and I'm currently eating a slice of pizza. So I'll go with that. And I'm stone cold sober.

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  8. Sleeping in the nude is a whole new level of comfort!

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  9. Who the hell doesn't allow online payments? Get with it insurance company!!!magic Mike 2 wtf?

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  10. I always sleep pantsless... hell Ill be honest I sleep most days in underwear! WITH the AC on wrapped in covers! No shame. Im on a cleanse right now and Im sooo hungry! so go you for eating junk Ill live vicariously through you. Also another magic mike??? For what?

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  11. i'll take the vicodin over money. mama needs to get her buzz on! haha kidding (not kidding?)

    and check this out - MY BANK DOESN'T ALLOW ONLINE PAYMENT FOR BUSINESS ACCOUNTS. if that's not the most wack shit ever, then i don't know what is. DIDN'T BANKS INVENT ONLINE BANKING???????

    -kathy
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  12. napping without pants--sounds like the name of an autobiography!!! hehe

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  13. No pants napping party...woopwoop!!!

    Cho drives me nuts!!!! presto bye-o

    SMORES SMORES SMORES!!!

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  14. Seriously I have watched that last gif like 10 times and I'm so confused especially with the random hand lick at the end. Oh girl you are late to this party it is a no pants party all the time in my house. Mark calls it the "winnie the pooh" outfit....I just about died the first time he said it. Oh and also glad you got rid of that wench she is so annoying ugh why does Harry end up with her? Limited edition ice creams.....I mean I think I have like 3 of them right now in my freezer....stop it with your marketing!

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  15. Ginuwine is coming here in concert in Sept and I am totally going! Trashy or not, I'm going. And that Channing gif just MADE MY DAY!!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMY

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  16. So confession- I didn't see the first Magic Mike - I couldn't get past the terrible acting in the first 10 minutes and just turned it off...but that gif may change my mind and just have it on mute lol! I think you may have just changed my life with the napping thing...

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  17. I definitely wear pants when I nap. Most of the time. Sometimes, though, I'll get so tired after a shower, I'll just nap in my towel. That's right. Sometimes I'm just too lazy for clothes.

    I don't know how I feel about a Magic Mike 2. I'll have to watch the gif 4564 more times and decide.

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  18. for fear of receiving snarky looks, i didn't like magic mike!!!!

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  19. I'm migrating my site and I have to admit I'm enjoying the peace a bit but it's a process! Who takes naps with pants and bras on? There's nothing better than an almost-nude nap or fully nude whatever your preference. Esp when it's nice and cool outside. :) Have a great one and Happy Hump Day, Amanda! -Iva

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  20. I went through a phase where I got too hot to sleep with pants on and now I'm back to wearing the loosest shorts possible. It can still be annoying though so I completely feel you on the no pants thing! And that Ginny stamp literally made me LOL!

    <3, Pamela
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  21. I agree with kathy, I'd rather have Vicodin than dollas.. Maybe that's because my parents were cheap?

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  22. in what world do you not sleep nakey? PANTSLESS NAPS ARE THE BEST!

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  23. I HATE it when places do not take online payments!! I never sleep with pants, I just can't (short or pants), I usually just sleep in a t-shirt. Glad to see you back :)

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  24. Ugh yes busy but boring is a perfect description of my life right now (I'm moving, womp womp). No-pants naps are definitely superior to all other naps. So funny that you have started rejecting pants in your sleep!

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  25. omg Magic Mike 2. I saw the first one with the bf and my mom. THAT was a bad idea...

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  26. I went to this restaurant and after the meal they say they only accept cash so I had to walk down the road in winter at 11pm and leave my cousin there so I could get to the atm ... to say I was annoyed is an understatement

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  27. I don't know if you know this, but you are literally my favorite person on the blog planet.

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  28. I used to wake up in the morning sans pants all the time! Then one day it just stopped happening. Sleep is weird. But awesome.

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  29. I still need to see Magic Mike. What's wrong with me?

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  30. I too go pant-less during my slumbers. I cannot stand when they get all tangled up on my lil legs. So, it's either shorts or just my unders. :)

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  31. Haha I had accepted all of the above as confessions. Magic Mike was terrible plot wise but let's be honest, no one went for the plot, so as long as they keep the half naked men I'll watch it...although probably not in the theater cause I'm too cheap to see a shitty movie for that much. I do NOT sleep with pants on. I feel so constricted. I sleep in as little as possible. Another bonus to the Ginny stamp is that she looks as if she's threatening them. "Get with the program or I'll Avada Kedarva your ass!"

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  32. I always link up with Kathy because it's what I do. Even if it's not fully confessional. I don't like to pigeon hole myself.

    I always wear pants or shorts to bed.

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  33. OMG, I just died about the Harry Potter stamps- I would have totally got rid of any solo Ron stamps! Eating healthy in the summer is hard because of all of the ice cream and other sweet treats! I feel like I say the same thing about winter though, because you're so depressed it's cold and stuck inside that you eat just as much!

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  34. I never wear pants when I'm in my house in general, and I definitely need Magic Mike 2- only if Channing is in it again though!

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  35. You can bet that if I'm in my bed I don't have pants on, period. Enjoy the freedom you have stumbled upon!

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  36. My insurance company needs to fricken get with it too! Mailing in a payment? No. What is this? Pioneer Day? Eating healthy has definitely been hard these days...I just want iced lattes all day everyday.

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  37. I can't even keep up with this post. And okay... I don't like that Channing licks his fingers, ew. You're dancing! Where are you planning on putting those fingers..

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  38. I definitely always end up taking off my pants in the middle of the night if I wear them to bed. I need to be covered with a sheet but hate having bottoms on.

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  39. I NEVER ever sleep with pants on, I've been a t-shirt and undies girl forever. If I fall asleep with pants on I must wake up and take them off at sometime during the night.

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  40. you don't like Ginny?!? I don't think we can be friends anymore.
    naps with pants are stupid anyway. also i wanted to tell you first I wrote pants with naps, and it made no sense but it took me a second and I should have left it but I didn't so there you go.
    When I am near my period I can't go to the grocery store otherwise I come home with ruffles chips + lays ranch dip. that combo is my kryptonite.

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  41. I still have not seen Magic Mike...and I am beyond mad at myself for it. Also, I didn't know people DID sleep with pants on. All aboard the pantless train!!! toot toot!

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  42. Oddly enough I'll sleep with pants or shorts on, but no underwear. Also, I can't listen to Pony without thinking of Magic Mike, but the movie was so terrible, I don't know if I could watch another one. And I hateee when companies don't accept online payments, because usually I forget about them. Or forget stamps or envelopes, and then it's late and I'm getting phone calls. If they just accepted online payments that wouldn't happen!

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  43. I couldn't even tell you the last time I slept WITH pants. I never wear them to bed (and I rarely wear them out of bed) and I don't understand how anyone can get a good night's sleep wearing pants. I liked Ginny in the books but NOT the movies. My favorite was Sirius. I even have his wand.

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  44. Now that I am imagining everybody up in hurr sans pants... I can chime in with a "hell to the fucking no" for pants on napping. Listen to your subconscious and just go with it! Channing Tatum does it for me, no pants for him either.

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  45. I think I stopped to stare at Channing for way too long, OMG I'd do bad bad things to that man!
    Girl sleeping nude is the best shiz ever!

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  46. I usually just fall asleep in whatever I'm wearing :) #lazy
    I am the same way when I have to use my Disney stamps for anything other then fun letters/cards
    I am blown away by people that haven't moved into this century with payment methods.

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  47. Busy and boring at the same time is the worst. Work in the summer should be outlawed. Why can't we just hang out in the sun all day, every day?
    Also: How have I not seen Harry Potter stamps? Maybe we don't have them in Canada. Which is just wrong.

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  48. umm yeah not accepting online payments is just weird these days. i had to write a check yesterday and i was like WHAT IS THIS PAPER THING

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  49. No pants on in the summer. Ever. Even when I'm not in bed. Whomp whomp.

    I think it's a summer thing: besides fruity salads, it's hard to eat well in the summer! Beer and wings errrryday. No? Just me? Cool.

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  50. So funny. I woke up from a nap without my pants on recently. I guess I was hot. Lol.

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  51. Man whenever i take a nap i always remove my pants and turn the ac up a little so i get the right amount of chill and comfort. A M A Z I N G!! I tried to pay a bill online the other and realized they didnt have online bill pay..for like an hour I just assumed they didnt want my money lol

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  52. That's because Ginny was one annoying bitch. Here's hoping for some full frontal in MM2! Those are some pretty guys!

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  53. Hey Amanda!! 4 day work weeks are awesome!! :D And I too have been feeling suoer duper lazy in blogsville. I guess it's the summer or something like that! And I swear, I think i'm the only female to not have seen magic mike and I know I must!! Great post Amanda! P.S. I must find a way to beat RSS bc they always send me an e-mail the day after!! Booo!! ;D XOXO

    Lisa,xo

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  54. I don't like sleeping with pants/pajamas on but I do because my son is always waking me up in the middle of the night and forcing me to get out of bed. Plus my cousin currently lives with us (until we move out) and that would be weird.
    Is it bad that I still haven't seen the first Magic Mike? :(

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  55. I always sleep without pants on. It's so freeing! If I do fall asleep with them on, I wake up and they're gone. Steve always pleads the 5th. Our mortgage company doesn't accept payment over the internet. DAFUQ???

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  56. I never wear pants when I sleep, unless it's winter and I'm freezing. Hah. Hell, I haven't even put on pants today. Freedom! :D

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  57. I bought Pixar stamps and get so upset when I have to use them for ugly things like bills. They get the Wall-E ones and Toy Story and Up are saved for my most special mail.

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  58. I never sleep in shorts or pants. I just cant!

    I have been eating all the bad things lately too. Mainly on the weekends. Damn burgers and beers. Why must they be so good! And I have wanted ice cream for weeks and keep denying myself. fatkidprobz

    More of Channing dancing mostly naked? Ummmm YES PLEASE! I heard rumors about it for months now...let's just do it already! I heard Matthew might not be joining....whatever...as long as Channing is there :) :) :)

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  59. I am with you on Ginny!! But mostly just movie Ginny. Book Ginny was much less irritating!

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  60. in other news have you watched that keel and peele substitute teacher sketch that you gifed up there for the 'son of a bitch' gif. it is the funniest thing ever.

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  61. I don't know if I would have been able to part with a Harry Potter stamp, even with Ginny!

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  62. I rejected pants a LONG time ago - and not just for naps. If I'm in the comfort of my own home (with no visitors) I don't see the need for them for most activities.

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  63. My water company also does not have any sort of online payment system. They don't even have anything where you can log in and view your bill. All I want is paperless billing. :(

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  64. Awwww I love Ginny! But I've been re-reading the series and I finished Chamber of Secrets today and UGH PERCY! He drives me nuts. He's just so... so... you know... PERCY. Especially since I know what he eventually does. GAH!

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  65. bahahaha I love when the Home Alone mom says that, I can hear it in my head right now! I have to start using that more often! And OMG I cannot sleep without pants.. or socks! never ever

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  66. 1. Pants never when slumber is involved. Nightly or nap. Really, pants are a never when I'm at home.
    2. Please tell me Channing is returning for Magic Mike? So hot, want to touch the hiney...owwwwwwww
    3. Some of my doctor offices/hospitals don't accept web payments and it drives me INSANE! I hate having to waste a stamp or call them and make a payment over the phone. Also, I don't have life insurance. Apparently with my history, no one wants to cover me unless I give them half my paycheck. If I do that, I'd have to live off McDonalds cheap ass happy meals, probably causing cancer, and dying anyway. Damn catch 22 I tell ya!

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  67. I hear you about the busy and boring life thing, it's happening to me and it's so strange!
    Also...I don't think I've worn pajama bottoms to bed in 5 years.....oh the freedom without them!!! ;)

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  68. I boycott pajama pants, or any pants, all day errday ... life is so much simpler when all ya gotta worry about it your undies ;)

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  69. Girrl, I am STOKED about Magic Mike 2. If they Fast & Furious that shiznit, I would not be mad either - go ahead and have 8 installments as long as we get to see Channing shake it.

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  70. If you think no pants naps are good....just wait til you try a full monty nap. Amazeballs. I don't know how I feel about MAgic Mike 2...the first one honestly made me...uncomfortable. And I'm the farthest thing from a prude so....

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  71. Napping pantless is fabulous, I honestly wish I could take more naps just to enjoy it. Also any week that I eat like shit I always tell myself maybe I am pregnant and just eating for 2, obviously never the case but it helps me not feel so guilty for a moment

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  72. ok. hahaha I cannot sleep with pants on. When I was at blogu I waited for my roomie to go to sleep so I could get naked asap.

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  73. MY FAVORITE JUNK FOOD IS POTATO CHIPS!!! i'm yelling because... CHIPS.
    didn't notice, but i've got 3 weeks in a row of 4 day work weeks also. FUCK YES. last week was because friday was vegas, this week was because monday was vegas and next week is because of the 4th!!! this excites me. fuck work. now how can i make the following week also a 4 day week?......

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  74. I've been trying to eat healthy lately too and your limited edition ice cream comment reminded me that there is a Girl Scouts Samoas ice cream that is just heavenly, which then reminded me that a friend of mine told me yesterday that Keebler came out with a cookie just like a Samoa that is half the price. What is a girl to do? And yes, to pantless napping!

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  75. I totally get the busy and boring thing. I have been in the same boat too. Glad to know I am not the only one stuffing there face like crazy. :)

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  76. It's hard for me to eat healthy too. I love mostly all junk foods. I can't help it...that stuff is GOOD.

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  77. Since I move to KW all people do it shove junk food in my face. I'm gonna be the fat chick on the beach sooner or later if this doesn't stop.

    I'd watch Magic Mike 2 on mute if I watch it at all. Maybe make my own play list and crop out all the actual attempts to act.

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  78. Try a nap without a shirt on.. it's almost like swimming without a top on.. invigorating and scandalous!

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  79. I have only recently not worn pants for just about anytime I am in my apartment and I love it more than anything. And don't kill me,but I've never read hp. I know I know, it's like a literary crime!

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  80. OK so really why aren't there more full frontal shots in movies?
    i totally rewind the sad D part in forgetting sarah marshall like at least 6 times every time i watch it.

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  81. I never saw Magic Mike the original - think maybe I'll have to do some "research" and get back to you :)

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