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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Rubber Duckies and Raunchy Music

What goes away for a while and makes you think you've seen the last of it then comes out of hiding when you least expect it? If your answer was "herpes", then technically you're correct. However, the answer we're looking for in this case, is ME! (Disclaimer: I don't have, nor have I ever had, herpes. I'm simply going off of what I've gleaned about them from Valtrex commercials.)
 
This past weekend, my girlfriends and I packed our bags and headed up north for some quality R&R. We free-boobed it the whole time, drank on the beach every day, and laughed until our junk food stuffed stomachs hurt. It was perfect.
 

Now, what happens up north stays up north, but, there are a few things I can confess to that went down while we were there:
 
- I was the first to wake up on Saturday morning, and I snuck over to the iPod and blasted this song at top volume as a wake up call for everyone else:
 
 
 - I drank so many Malibu and pineapples that that's what my pee started to smell like.
 
- A fully clothed bubble bath. I blame the container of miniature rubber duckies that were perched on the side of the tub. Every time I sat on the toilet it was like they were staring at me, begging me silently with their beady little painted eyes, to take them for a swim. So me and one of my girlfriends finally did, complete with foam beards.
 
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- Naps errydamnday. Sometimes more than one of them in a day. #playhardnaphard
 
- Twerk-offs.
 
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To sum it up: there's simply nothing that beats spending time with your girlfriends. Whether it's going out or staying in, a group of ride or die bitches to do either with, is something I consider myself lucky to have! :)
 
What's your drink of choice?
What's your go-to dance move?


Vodka and Soda
 
 
The Hump Day Blog Hop
 
 
 

72 comments:

  1. Glad you had a good time! Sounds like my group of gals! My drink of choice is Jagerbombs. I rarely stray from drinking those.

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  2. Sounds like your weekend was freaking amazing, and I am rather bummed I wasn't invited ;D My drink of choice is probably vodka and cranberry juice, and my go to dance move is the sprinkler. I like to kick it old school.

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  3. This makes me like 100x more excited for my friend's bachelorette party in a couple of weeks. Girl time is the best!

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  4. WAKE ME UP WITH THAT SONG EVERY DAY ALL DAY! hahahahah

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  5. Vodka and Cran! Sounds like a perfect weekend!

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  6. I was dying when I saw your fully clothes bubble bath pic on the IG. Every gal needs a weekend like that to let loose. I'd say my drink of choice is maybe a vodka and club. I'm really a beer girl, but vodka makes me silly and doesn't fill me up as fast. My dance is The Rudy… it's from The Cosby Show, and now I'll have to see if I can find a You Tube clip

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  7. The bath picture was hilarious!! Sounds like a great way to relax. My drink of choice is usually Vodka and sprite. I don't think those are called naps, drunken stupor is more accurate! ;)

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  8. I love weekends that have time for fun and naps. Naps are the best. So glad you had a nice girls weekend!!

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  9. sounnds like a blast! i'm old-school with my moves, so cabbage patch, running man, moonwalk, roger rabbit. it's pretty hot. and by hot, i mean anything but.

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  10. haha! that bubblebath IG pic was epic. so awesome. girlfriend weekends away are amazing!

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  11. I need a girls vaca like that!!! I mean other than Book Bash the last time a bunch of girls headed to the beach for a weekend was 2010 and that's just too long!

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  12. hahahahaha I mean they were taunting you it wasn't your fault! Naps after daytime drinking does it honestly get any better then that? Glad you are back!

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  13. FREEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!! I love naps, they are the best!

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  14. THAT SONG!!!! Oh my gosh we listened to that not too long ago on a drunken kickball night and we were just dying laughing! I had forgotten how much we used to love it back in college. Too funny!

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  15. heyyy i literally wriggled in my seat in excitement when i saw you had posted. huzzah!
    malibu and pineapple, omg i used to drink that all the damn time.
    girl time is the best, especially free boob girl time. glad you had such a good time!
    now, naps are my drink of choice. and my dance move. haha.

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  16. Your weekend sounds like a blast. I feel like I need to start planning something similiar to celebrate moving, lol.

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  17. Totally agree with the fire sign :)

    www.madeintheshadeblog.com

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  18. I personally enjoy throwing in The Carlton. Usually, though, I just dance what I imagine a drunk elephant looks like. My go to drink is beer. Always beer.

    It's so good to get away with friends. Now I just need to get some friends who will actually leave their kids for a few days.

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  19. Looks like you had an amazing time, I love spending time with girlfriends and just getting stuffed and shit faced lol. Good times indeed.

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  20. I want every day naps, I miss naps. :(

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  21. Sounds like you had a fun time! I LOVE that toasted sign, that is freaking awesome!!!

    Rubber duckies are meant to be bathed with, it was only logical.

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  22. Malibu and pineapple used to be my go-to ferrrr years! Then I got hooked on OJ and whipped cream vodka... party in my mouth.

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  23. I had started with malibu and pineapple when I was 16 haha i could never keep it down! You should see our collection of rubber ducks.. somehow we have a ton in our house.

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  24. Sounds like a great trip!! I love the just hang out kind vacations (really all vacations but...) :) I can't even smell malibu since an incident in collage. I'm more of a gin or vodka girl...nothing too sweet.

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  25. Sounds amazzing and I love that you woke them up to my neck my back BAHAHAHA

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  26. Your snaps were cracking me up! Sounds like a perfect girls weekend!

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  27. You know you're with good friends when you can free-boob it

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  28. Why haven't I tried Malibu and pineapple - sounds delicious!!!! I like Jameson and cranberry but it needs to be the sweetened cranberry - I'm a sucker for sweet drinks

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  29. I loved all your snaps!! looks like an awesome weekend to me. I miss up north!!!

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  30. Sounds like a fabulous girls weekend full of debauchery, sleep, food, and ridiculousness. Perfect!

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  31. My drink of choice is scotch/whiskey!! :) Sounds like an awesome weekend, if we partied we'd have blast - who doesn't love a constant flow of Malibu!? That shit is like crack because it tastes sooo good you lose track of how much you've drank. Dangerous! Happy Hump Day Amanda! -Iva

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  32. Hey Amanda!! That is beyond awesome!! :D I think everyone needs to do exactly that from time to time!! I think I had just as much fun as you did, reading lol!! I love it, rubber duckies and all!! Cheers girly!! <33333 ;D

    Lisa,xo

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  33. Malibu and pineapple sounds awesome. I'm more of a wine and beer gal but I love a nice gin and tonic.

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  34. girl, like Shakira says "my hips don't lie" my go to move is just shakin that ass;) haha and my favorite summer treat is to soak pineapple in malibu overnight and then dip it in dark chocolate and freeze them, So good. Glad you had such a great weekend.

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  35. Vodka, absinthe, red bull and lemonade. You don't need many of dem babies to get in the zone!

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  36. Sounds like a great weekend.

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  37. Welcome back! The beach, naps, and junk food with your best girlfriends sounds pretty amazing. Since my move, the only people I know are my two guy friends and my friend's family! I miss having girlfriends close by for sure.

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  38. The title of this post sounds like a fun date night!

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  39. PS- I throw the word herpes around SO incredibly much that I wouldn't be surprised if people at work or around me in general (ie: complete strangers in the grocery store) think I have it. Example: I yell out to Rob, "Babe, can you grab the Valtrex from the pharmacy? I gotta clear this up if you want this weekend to be good"

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  40. OMG so funny! And good for you for taking a girls weekend!

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  41. bahahaha your pee smelled like it, that's hilarious! And haha the fully clothed bubble bath reminds me of being a kid, I definitely tried that once or twice!

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  42. HAHA! I'm dying. Sounds like a great time!

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  43. hahah best disclaimer EVAH! lol and I cannot tell you how long its been since Ive heard that song! Im totally jamming as I type this! Glad you got a great girl weekend. PS get you ass back to blogging we miss you!

    (confession: Im stalling to press publish so the song can finish .....)

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  44. Malibu Pine! Haven't had that in ages. My go-to drinks are Hpnotiq straight or jager-bombs! And yes, those drinks also require naps the next day. Lol.

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  45. LOL! I haven't heard that song in forever! Too damn funny! Sounds like a blast! :)

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  46. malibu pineapple sounds glorious. i think that may be my choice of drink for vegas! i hate to admit this but my go-to dance move is probably basically the mom move. or i call it the "star catcher" where i diagonally raise my hand and grab the air, and do it with the opposite hand and keep doing that. yeah, thats def my go-to move.

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  47. I totally remember dancing to that song! My friends and I always bust out the old boy band music. :D

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  48. the snapchat of you ladies in the bath fully clothed made me laugh out loud

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  49. I miss girls weekends :( It stinks because I have limited funds for travel and also limited vacation time at work. So when I take that time off and head home, I spend the majority of it with my family (because they rock). Reading this post makes me so jealous I don't live close to my girlfriends and can't do this :( I'm glad you have it though!

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  50. Girlllll thats my jam!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. You are awesome and your getaway sounds AMAZINGly fun. All of it.

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  52. Glad you had an awesome time. I love Pina Colada's for a summertime drink.

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  53. that sounds like such an awesome trip. so jealous!

    -the Preppy Student

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  54. My drink of choice is anything sweet. Probably a pina colada. I like coconut stuff.

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  55. VIDEO!! I demand to see vidoes of all this fun shenanigans.

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  56. Girls weekends are some of the best times! Right now i'm really loving Woodchucks Summer Release with a hint of blueberry! Yummm.

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  57. Sounds like you had an amazing girls weekend! Nothing beats it :)

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  58. Okay I knew if I came over to your blog I would read about some sort of fabulousness! Dang, this makes being a new mommy seem like not so much fun after all, LOL. Glad to see you are living it up this summer, girl!

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  59. YES!!! I was way up North too for the past week!!! Although I couldn't free-boob it. Waaaaaa.

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  60. That sign is SO cute! We have a firepit at this house, so I totally think I need to make that sign ;)

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  61. Ugh that sounds so fun! And that sign is so cute!

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  62. I volunteer myself to join your next weekend away with the girls. Cool? Awesome.

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  63. ugh i need a weekend like that! but i don't have any friends in LA lol.
    i honestly can't remember the last time i had a malibu and pineapple and now i want one.

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  64. where have you been all of my life? Time to come back... it's been a weeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk

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  65. I had a wine night the other weekend, very much needed!! Totally underestimated the power of wine over my walking abilities.

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  66. Your weekend sounds AHmazing. Nothing better than a good girl weekend getting toasted and taking naps. Yes. Please

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  67. I want that campfire sign! Naps after a day of drinking are pretty much a necessity if I plan on making it up past 8 pm that night.

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  68. This sounds like the PERFECT girls trip..I'm all about the free-boobing experiences! :) Also.. I miss you.

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  69. Sounds like a lot of fun! I wish I had friends like that! I don't really dance (when I do, I just look like I'm drowning on dry land or something) but I do have a favorite drink... Cherry Bombs! I could drink a thousand of those in one sitting. But they're kind of dangerous because they taste so delicious, you just keep wanting more, and suddenly you're alarmingly wasted! Try it.

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  70. You always pick the best memes/gifs. That little kid's face kills me!!

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  71. ohhhh boy have i missed this place and YOU. and Im super jealous you free boobed it for a whole weekend. i barely have boobs but i do have an insane fear of people seeing T.H.O... i'm cold a lot. whatever.

    LittleBirdBlogs

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